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Posted by saw on November 1, 2004, at 8:18:01
At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual, later discovered to be a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a calculator.
At a morning press conference, Attorney General John Ashcroft said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.
"Al-gebra is a fearsome cult," Ashcroft said. "They desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns,' but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, "There are 3 sides to every triangle."
When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes."
Sabrina
Posted by boomarang on November 1, 2004, at 8:54:43
In reply to Maths teacher arrested at airport, posted by saw on November 1, 2004, at 8:18:01
geez you find the greatest stuff! way funny! thanks for sharing
sara
Posted by partlycloudy on November 1, 2004, at 9:03:18
In reply to Maths teacher arrested at airport, posted by saw on November 1, 2004, at 8:18:01
i love it! thanks, saw.
Posted by gardenergirl on November 1, 2004, at 13:00:36
In reply to Maths teacher arrested at airport, posted by saw on November 1, 2004, at 8:18:01
Posted by Noa on November 1, 2004, at 17:47:37
In reply to Maths teacher arrested at airport, posted by saw on November 1, 2004, at 8:18:01
Thanks, I needed a chuckle today!
Posted by alesta on November 3, 2004, at 2:18:52
In reply to Maths teacher arrested at airport, posted by saw on November 1, 2004, at 8:18:01
hey, sabri,
yeah, where do you find this stuff? :) enjoyed it, dear!amy :)
Posted by saw on November 3, 2004, at 3:19:51
In reply to cute sabrina...very cute. grin » saw, posted by alesta on November 3, 2004, at 2:18:52
Posted by alesta on November 3, 2004, at 3:30:02
In reply to Good to see you here. Take it easy see? (nm) » alesta, posted by saw on November 3, 2004, at 3:19:51
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