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Answer after conflicting medical studies

Posted by saw on November 23, 2004, at 1:26:29

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies:

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans, Australians, British, or Canadians.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans, Australians, British, or Canadians.

3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans, Australians, British, or Canadians.

4. The Italians drink large amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans, Australians, British, or Canadians.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans, Australians, British, or Canadians.

6. Ukrainians drink a lot of vodka, eat a lot of perogies, cabbage rolls and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans, Australians, British, or Canadians.

CONCLUSION:

Eat and drink what you like;

Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

 

Re: Answer after conflicting medical studies » saw

Posted by sunny10 on November 23, 2004, at 13:47:19

In reply to Answer after conflicting medical studies, posted by saw on November 23, 2004, at 1:26:29

nah- just our MUCH MORE STRESSFUL way of life.....

The other countries count family and religious practice as being as important, or MORE important, than career...

 

you corner the market on funny ones! (nm)

Posted by anastasia56 on November 23, 2004, at 20:34:41

In reply to Re: Answer after conflicting medical studies » saw, posted by sunny10 on November 23, 2004, at 13:47:19

 

Great one!! i'm passing this one on (nm) » saw

Posted by B2Chica on November 24, 2004, at 12:31:51

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