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Posted by Toph on November 24, 2004, at 16:52:01
During my imposed hiatus from Babble I kept having this fantasy of a no holds barred Dodge Ball game between the various boards here. Here were my thoughts:
~PB Board: Made it to the finals because of the sheer numbers
~Alternative: Never had a chance because they can't follow the rules
~Books: Book lovers - sports, need I say more?
~Faith: They didn't have a prayer
~Psychology: Faired poorly preferring to work individually over group strategies
~Relationships: Experienced in conflict but trust issues hurt cohesiveness
~Students: Veteran Babblers took them to school
~Substance Users: Lost quickly but didn't seem to give a damn for some reason
~Writing: Couldn't make rhyme nor reason out of playing
~2000: See Students Board
~Administration: Their experience in fighting carried them to the championship, aided, of course, by their ability to provoke opponents into being blocked by the referee and in limiting opponents to only 3 consecutive throws.OK, so I had too much time on my hands.
-Toph
Posted by AdaGrace on November 24, 2004, at 19:05:16
In reply to PB Dodge Ball, posted by Toph on November 24, 2004, at 16:52:01
You forgot Social
Social: Had trouble mingling due to the overly popular
"Are you here to talk about yourself or about me? Because if you are talking about me, then I might be in jeopardy of obtaining a foul and need the rule book as a guide to determine if there is a reason for me to be fouled and if you have indeed fouled me so much you have fouled out. You do know what a foul is don't you? Here, let me get the ref, he can explain to you what a foul is. Even if you didn't mean to foul me, there is a posibility that you did, and of course, I want it shown on the scoreboard that you did indeed foul me. Now, if you were actually playing on the other court over there and the ball came my way accidently, I still want to know if you fouled me, because being fouled is very bad and I don't like to be fouled. So, be careful if you try to play in another court, because your actions can affect other players on other courts as well."
Along with the having trouble with the act of socialization due to the foul language that tends to pop out of ones mouth, the problems that often come with over indulging in self-loathing and telling too much about one's sex life, one's lack of sex life and ones trying to get a sex life, even if it is self love, and Ohhhh, my favorite:
It snowed today and I hate my life and noone is here to talk to so I am just going to sit here until I get a response to my post and really, that makes me so sad, and I HATE IT!!!!!!!!!!!
Now, Toph and everyone else reading this, this post is not about you, for you or with you, it's about me, my feelings, my desires, my hurtness, and above all else my sex life. So do not be offended........even if there weren't any "I" statements......
Ada, having too much turkey juice, Grace
Posted by just plain jane on November 24, 2004, at 21:56:53
In reply to Re: PB Dodge Ball, posted by AdaGrace on November 24, 2004, at 19:05:16
so, that's what they'e calling it now.
Posted by AdaGrace on November 25, 2004, at 6:18:35
In reply to Turkey Juice » AdaGrace, posted by just plain jane on November 24, 2004, at 21:56:53
It's that stuff that ooses out of the bird when you cook it, it's called FAT Janey. FAT FAT FAT
FAT = Frequently Addicitve Trouble
FAT = Fabulously Altered Termination
FAT = Frumpy Abusive Therapy
FAT = Funny And Timid
FAT = Furiously Anal TriggerringWTF I'm up too early and once again I am the only freakin one here......
Posted by Toph on November 25, 2004, at 10:47:44
In reply to Re: PB Dodge Ball, posted by AdaGrace on November 24, 2004, at 19:05:16
Yes, AG, how could I forget the social team. Sorry, they did not do well, they're not very competitive - they have too much fun. I think they played just so they could all go out for drinks afterward.
As for your Turkey juiced up message, I always have thought of you as Ada, always fun to talk with, Grace.
-Toph
Posted by AdaGrace on November 25, 2004, at 11:03:29
In reply to Re: PB Dodge Ball » AdaGrace, posted by Toph on November 25, 2004, at 10:47:44
There is drinks afterwards?
I don't think I was invited..........Hmmmmmmph
Posted by sunny10 on November 25, 2004, at 11:32:47
In reply to Re: Wait Just a Ding Dang Minute » Toph, posted by AdaGrace on November 25, 2004, at 11:03:29
This was a classic laugh-out-loud !!!
Thanks, guys, I needed that !
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