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Posted by Jai Narayan on February 19, 2005, at 16:45:57
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.
The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As all men will.) Before shecould offer her for so rudely staring, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00, on one condition."
(There are always conditions.)Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was.
The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me
to do in just three words." (Controlling, huh?)The woman considered his proposition for a moment, then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said,...
"Clean my house."
Posted by alexandra_k on February 19, 2005, at 19:31:43
In reply to extremely sexy middle-aged man, posted by Jai Narayan on February 19, 2005, at 16:45:57
Aw, she could have said 'clean our houses'. Oh well ;-)
:-)
Posted by jay on February 20, 2005, at 20:34:00
In reply to extremely sexy middle-aged man, posted by Jai Narayan on February 19, 2005, at 16:45:57
Just imagine if the roles where reversed.
Oh well...whatever amuses some people.
Jay
Posted by Toph on February 20, 2005, at 21:00:20
In reply to This post is sexist... » Jai Narayan, posted by jay on February 20, 2005, at 20:34:00
Oh oh, that's the famous Angel Insensitive rule, Jay. No matter how insensitive or sexist a post is, you can't charcterize it as such. You can only use I statements, buddy. I hope the punishment is only a Please be Careful which is like a parking ticket, they only really piss you off for a day or two and it takes a few before you get the Chicago Boot.
Besides you should have known that the woman was staring at the guy's unsightly mole and had no lascivious intent at all. She was looking for a husband at that bar. : ) Toph
Posted by Jai Narayan on February 20, 2005, at 21:46:21
In reply to This post is sexist... » Jai Narayan, posted by jay on February 20, 2005, at 20:34:00
Sorry Jay,
I guess the roles are often reversed that's why this is funny.
It's an absurd joke.
but I am sorry if you are hurt by it.
You are a nice person and I wouldn't want to upset you.
Ja*
Posted by jay on February 21, 2005, at 6:58:56
In reply to Re: This post is sexist..., posted by Jai Narayan on February 20, 2005, at 21:46:21
> Sorry Jay,
> I guess the roles are often reversed that's why this is funny.
> It's an absurd joke.
> but I am sorry if you are hurt by it.
> You are a nice person and I wouldn't want to upset you.
> Ja*Jai, I should be the one apologizing. So many little triggers lately...and that is not me at all. Your post was very kind, but I was the one who needed to 'chill-out'. I hope you accept my apology.
Sincerely,
Jay
Posted by Toph on February 21, 2005, at 9:08:43
In reply to Re: This post is sexist..., posted by Jai Narayan on February 20, 2005, at 21:46:21
I'm sorry too Jai. I'm sure Jay didn't need me to be a Buttinski.
Posted by rainbowbrite on February 21, 2005, at 14:20:19
In reply to extremely sexy middle-aged man, posted by Jai Narayan on February 19, 2005, at 16:45:57
I just wanted to add that I lol when I read this. very cute
rain
Posted by AuntieMel on February 21, 2005, at 14:44:20
In reply to extremely sexy middle-aged man, posted by Jai Narayan on February 19, 2005, at 16:45:57
This is the end of the thread.
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