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Posted by Glydin on July 3, 2006, at 11:33:03
Purchased some mint patties that have a "Best Before" date of 03/22/07 and here's the kicker 18:32.... as if to IMPLY at 18:31 on that date they are still at their best but after that.....
Okay, it's a bit of a boring day for me.
Posted by Tabitha on July 3, 2006, at 11:59:44
In reply to Best Before dates, posted by Glydin on July 3, 2006, at 11:33:03
I want you to save a patty and mark your calendar. You can have a mint patty expiration party next year. Who knows, maybe it will shrivel up and turn green at 18:32:01
Posted by llrrrpp on July 3, 2006, at 12:10:46
In reply to Re: Best Before dates, posted by Tabitha on July 3, 2006, at 11:59:44
When I got my hair cut this weekend, I was shocked to discover a "best before" date stamped on my head
It read 12/30/05.
No time was stamped on it however.
Should i tell my pdoc?
Posted by Phillipa on July 3, 2006, at 14:09:18
In reply to Re: Best Before dates » Tabitha, posted by llrrrpp on July 3, 2006, at 12:10:46
So you're bored too? And is it as hot there as it is here? Love Phillipa
Posted by Glydin on July 3, 2006, at 14:17:51
In reply to Re: Best Before dates, posted by Tabitha on July 3, 2006, at 11:59:44
> I want you to save a patty and mark your calendar.
I'm gonna do that!
I did discover that 3 of them were indeed at their best when I posted.
Posted by Glydin on July 3, 2006, at 14:21:06
In reply to Re: Best Before dates » Tabitha, posted by llrrrpp on July 3, 2006, at 12:10:46
> When I got my hair cut this weekend, I was shocked to discover a "best before" date stamped on my head
>
> It read 12/30/05.
>Well, it wasn't 666, that's good, right?
Posted by Glydin on July 3, 2006, at 14:24:32
In reply to Re: Best Before dates, posted by Phillipa on July 3, 2006, at 14:09:18
> So you're bored too? And is it as hot there as it is here? Love Phillipa
Hot as a firecracker here.
We just had a thunderstorm, that cooled it down a bit.
Posted by llrrrpp on July 3, 2006, at 15:20:28
In reply to Re: Best Before dates » llrrrpp, posted by Glydin on July 3, 2006, at 14:21:06
> > When I got my hair cut this weekend, I was shocked to discover a "best before" date stamped on my head
> >
> > It read 12/30/05.
> >
>
> Well, it wasn't 666, that's good, right?Yes, but at least if it had been 6/6/06, I would have been able to return my head for a full-refund or at least an in-store exchange. You see, my head started spoiling long before the 6th of June of this year.
phew-wee! spoiling head is sumthin' stinky!
Posted by Glydin on July 3, 2006, at 15:23:39
In reply to Re: Best Before dates » Glydin, posted by llrrrpp on July 3, 2006, at 15:20:28
> Yes, but at least if it had been 6/6/06, I would have been able to return my head for a full-refund or at least an in-store exchange. You see, my head started spoiling long before the 6th of June of this year.
>
> phew-wee! spoiling head is sumthin' stinky!Oh I'm so very sorry for your plight - as I'm laughing my head off - too funny....
Posted by llrrrpp on July 3, 2006, at 16:55:52
In reply to Re: Best Before dates » llrrrpp, posted by Glydin on July 3, 2006, at 15:23:39
>
> > Yes, but at least if it had been 6/6/06, I would have been able to return my head for a full-refund or at least an in-store exchange. You see, my head started spoiling long before the 6th of June of this year.
> >
> > phew-wee! spoiling head is sumthin' stinky!
>
> Oh I'm so very sorry for your plight - as I'm laughing my head off - too funny....
>
Just be careful laughing your head off, I'm not sure if that's covered by the warranty.I still have a few months left in my extended coverage plan. I'm thinking it's a good time to get all my meds adjusted and let the therapist muck around inside my head to his heart's content. After that, I don't know what I'm going to do.
Maybe I'll laugh my head off and wait for a new one to grow back in its place. How long does it take?
Posted by Glydin on July 3, 2006, at 19:57:52
In reply to Re: Best Before dates » Glydin, posted by llrrrpp on July 3, 2006, at 16:55:52
> Maybe I'll laugh my head off and wait for a new one to grow back in its place. How long does it take?~~~ I know it takes a long time to grow nails and hair out when you want to, so I'm thinking it could take quite a while.
Posted by llrrrpp on July 3, 2006, at 20:14:14
In reply to Re: Best Before dates, posted by Glydin on July 3, 2006, at 19:57:52
>
> > Maybe I'll laugh my head off and wait for a new one to grow back in its place. How long does it take?
>
> ~~~ I know it takes a long time to grow nails and hair out when you want to, so I'm thinking it could take quite a while.
>
>
Good point. I should try my hardest to keep the one I've got in working condition. Whatever "working condition" means. I HATE working!!blech!
Posted by Glydin on July 3, 2006, at 22:36:14
In reply to Re: Best Before dates, posted by llrrrpp on July 3, 2006, at 20:14:14
> >
> Good point. I should try my hardest to keep the one I've got in working condition. Whatever "working condition" means. I HATE working!!
>Sounds like a good plan. You seem to be doing pretty well there in that category... I hope so.
Posted by verne on July 3, 2006, at 23:02:35
In reply to Best Before dates, posted by Glydin on July 3, 2006, at 11:33:03
shower,
brush teeth,
dress for the occasion,
comb and tease the hair until it looks like it's naturally windtossed.
brush up on odd 3 and 7 letter words in case a scrabble game breaks out later,
and refrain from capes or hula hoops.
Verne
Posted by llrrrpp on July 3, 2006, at 23:19:42
In reply to Re: Best Before Dates, posted by verne on July 3, 2006, at 23:02:35
> and refrain from capes or hula hoops.
>
> VerneWise advice, very wise. ;o)
Posted by Racer on July 7, 2006, at 1:36:01
In reply to Best Before dates, posted by Glydin on July 3, 2006, at 11:33:03
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