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Light bulb change.

Posted by curtm on August 18, 2006, at 12:59:44

How many bipolars does it take to change a lightbulb?

(This is a joke, ok?? I'm bipolar)

Two. Bipolar #1 (in depressed state) "can't do it," asks bipolar #2 (in manic state) to do it, who in turn changes every bulb in the house.

 

Re: Light bulb change. » curtm

Posted by Phillipa on August 18, 2006, at 15:24:36

In reply to Light bulb change., posted by curtm on August 18, 2006, at 12:59:44

The manic bipolar? Love Phillipa

 

Re: Light bulb change.

Posted by Bobby on August 18, 2006, at 15:39:38

In reply to Re: Light bulb change. » curtm, posted by Phillipa on August 18, 2006, at 15:24:36

how many therapists does it take to change a light bulb? One--but the light bulb has to want to be changed

 

Re: Light bulb change. » Bobby

Posted by Phillipa on August 18, 2006, at 19:43:08

In reply to Re: Light bulb change., posted by Bobby on August 18, 2006, at 15:39:38

Bobby that's a good one. Love Phillipa

 

Re: Light bulb change. » Bobby

Posted by finelinebob on August 18, 2006, at 21:05:41

In reply to Re: Light bulb change., posted by Bobby on August 18, 2006, at 15:39:38

> how many therapists does it take to change a light bulb? One--but the light bulb has to want to be changed

Then there's the extended version:
One: but it takes a long time and costs a lot of money and the light bulb really has to want to change.

Which goes to show why it may be better to have a PDoc change a lightbulb:
He can call in a lightbulb prescription with the correct wattage and with 12 refills to your local pharmacy, it'll be waiting for you when you get there, and whenever it runs out you can go pick up a new one because the pharmacy has your wattage info stored in their computer.

Then again, you get home with the lightbulb, the house is dark and you have no idea where to screw it in. It's enough to drive you nuts.

My problem is I have a few Schedule II fluorescents that I need to pick up a new script for every single freakin month....

 

Re: Light bulb change. » finelinebob

Posted by Racer on August 19, 2006, at 13:31:37

In reply to Re: Light bulb change. » Bobby, posted by finelinebob on August 18, 2006, at 21:05:41

> > My problem is I have a few Schedule II fluorescents that I need to pick up a new script for every single freakin month....

Yeah, I had a similar problem with a halogen after surgery last March...

 

What happens after visiting the pdoc » finelinebob

Posted by llrrrpp on August 20, 2006, at 17:47:04

In reply to Re: Light bulb change. » Bobby, posted by finelinebob on August 18, 2006, at 21:05:41

>the house is dark and you have no idea where to screw it in. It's enough to drive you nuts.

This is why I love taking quotes out of context!

I make me laugh!
LMAO!

 

Sometimes a lightbulb is just a lightbulb =p (nm) » llrrrpp

Posted by finelinebob on August 20, 2006, at 23:23:50

In reply to What happens after visiting the pdoc » finelinebob, posted by llrrrpp on August 20, 2006, at 17:47:04


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