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Posted by Racer on September 14, 2006, at 1:45:09
This is a long standing fantasy of mine...
I would like a dash mounted disintegration ray. I'm thinking, it could be sound activated, too. I want it to disintegrate anything which is NOT a living thing.
What I'm thinking, is that it would fix a lot of trouble on the road, even without a lot of use.
Think about it: those kids drive by with the bass throbbing, and the disintegration ray dissolves thair stereo, their car -- AND THEIR CLOTHES! Sure, that would not be very attractive for the rest of us, but it wouldn't take all that many kids walking home naked for the bass throb to disappear from our streets... After all, word would get out!
If you're trying to decide what to get me for Christmas...
Posted by 64Bowtie on September 14, 2006, at 6:01:50
In reply to My Fantasy..., posted by Racer on September 14, 2006, at 1:45:09
I no longer wonder what to get you for Xmas...
Rod
PS: However, make my gift a dose of tolerance for those others may find intolerable...
Posted by ju§tyourlaugh on September 14, 2006, at 8:36:35
In reply to My Fantasy..., posted by Racer on September 14, 2006, at 1:45:09
my van speakers are blown..so my bass is throbbing all over town :)
Posted by gardenergirl on September 14, 2006, at 12:46:02
In reply to » Racer » I no longer wonder..., posted by 64Bowtie on September 14, 2006, at 6:01:50
> PS: However, make my gift a dose of tolerance for those others may find intolerable...
Is that like my husband giving me a photo-quality printer for Christmas?
Posted by gardenergirl on September 14, 2006, at 12:48:39
In reply to My Fantasy..., posted by Racer on September 14, 2006, at 1:45:09
That's what's so great about fantasies. It allows us to be human and to acknowledge our "dark side" or animus, without harming anyone.
I would like a sign that says "Get off my @SS!" or perhaps "Back off!" to hold up to tailgaters. I almost made one out of the back of a legal pad about two weeks ago.
An annoying and dangerous behavior. Makes me want to slow down.
gg
Posted by Racer on September 14, 2006, at 14:06:54
In reply to Re: My Fantasy..., posted by gardenergirl on September 14, 2006, at 12:48:39
> That's what's so great about fantasies. It allows us to be human and to acknowledge our "dark side" or animus, without harming anyone.
And, frankly, I'd rather have a fantasy that makes me laugh -- which this one does -- and doesn't involve imagining harm to others. Except, of course, harm to their dignity... ;-D
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> I would like a sign that says "Get off my @SS!" or perhaps "Back off!" to hold up to tailgaters. I almost made one out of the back of a legal pad about two weeks ago.How about "Vehicular sodomy is illegal in several states?"
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> An annoying and dangerous behavior. Makes me want to slow down.
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> ggSlowing down is actually what any driving teacher will tell you to do in that situation. It's the safest thing you can do, since it gives you more room to maneuver if you need to.
Posted by Dinah on September 14, 2006, at 14:58:02
In reply to Re: My Fantasy... » gardenergirl, posted by Racer on September 14, 2006, at 14:06:54
Posted by MidnightBlue on September 14, 2006, at 17:01:43
In reply to My Fantasy..., posted by Racer on September 14, 2006, at 1:45:09
I want one that will just turn an object OFF. Suddenly the speeding car cutting in and out of traffic coasts to a stop and the stunned occupants......
Or suddenly the radio went silent and all the twisting and turning of dials or frantic pushing of buttons was for naught......
Peace
MB
Posted by Racer on September 15, 2006, at 2:04:05
In reply to Re: My Fantasy... » Racer, posted by MidnightBlue on September 14, 2006, at 17:01:43
But you know? I still like mine better... :-D Just the thought of all those naughty children having to walk home naked makes me smile enough to calm down when they really scare me...
What I really would like, though, is to convince them all that driving a car on the freeway is not like driving a car in a video game. Street racing kills. Freeway is not the place to play bumper cars.
Isn't that awful? I went and got all serious...
Sorry!
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