Psycho-Babble Social Thread 807289

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Joke - Politically Correct Language

Posted by Kath on January 17, 2008, at 17:35:21

My daughter sent me this. I got a kick out of it. It's 'all in fun' of course...

LET'S ALL CLEAN UP OUR LANGUAGE THIS YEAR

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America ,
Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be
referred to as "HILLBILLIES."

You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.

and furthermore

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."

2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."

3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE
INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."

4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."

5. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."

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HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN
STORAGE FACILITY."

2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."

3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE
DESTINATIONS."

4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."

5. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "REAR
CLEAVAGE."

Hope nobody's offended in any way.

Re: Joke - Politically Correct Language » Kath

Posted by TexasChic on January 17, 2008, at 19:39:34

In reply to Joke - Politically Correct Language, posted by Kath on January 17, 2008, at 17:35:21

Hee, hee! Too funny! Made me laugh out loud! I especially like OVERLY CAUCASIAN and BREASTED AMERICAN.

-T

Re: Joke - Politically Correct Language

Posted by Phillipa on January 18, 2008, at 12:31:54

In reply to Re: Joke - Politically Correct Language » Kath, posted by TexasChic on January 17, 2008, at 19:39:34

No offense and we need more joking. Thanks Kath to you and your Daughter. Love Phillipa

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