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Posted by karen_kay on February 13, 2008, at 16:59:10
i found a nice, sharp pair of scissors a few days ago. nothing good can come of this!
my hair is (should i write was) long. very long. not down to my butt long, but too long to do anythign with. and i see all these girls, with their cute, short cuts. it makes me angry. of course, everyone likes my long hair, but with my long face, i jsut look like a hippie or some sh*t. plus, long hair is very hard to tease, as i like to do with my hair. my motto is (for more than hiar, i miaght add) 'the bigger, the better'.
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so, i found these scissors. i told mister kk that i'm desperately fighting the urge to cut my hair off with this mpair of scissors. he told me to wait, and i can get my hair done this weekendd. well, i'm anythign but patient.i hate going for haitcuts anyway. they are dressed so nice (and intimidating) and you hae to force conversation. not to mention, there's always the harrassing comments like 'what kind of conditioner do you use?' (accusing me of using cheap shampoo, are you?) or the comment 'when was the last time you got your hair cut? yoru roots look awful.' or i've even heard (from a girl i went to on a regular schedule, no less) 'you've sure got a whole lot of grey in your hair!' (no sh*t sherlock! i wouldn't be dying it and paying you to do it if i didn't)
i always feel accused. intimidated. and just plain bored. of course, once the cut and dye job is over, it looks fabulous, thus making the snide comments worth it(ALMOST!!).
not this time lady!!! i took the scissors and cut my own damn hair. i'm tired of the split ends. i'm tired of the old dye job. and most of all, i'm tired of not being able to put it in a ponytale without doubling my hair over!!!!
my head feels 5 pounds lighter!!! of course, i don't have the stripper hair anymore (you know, the kidn that flies everywhere when the wind hits it jsut right, and you can pose for a picture, winking and pursing your lips, casually running your hands through your hair.. you know what i mean, if you have long, glorious hair!). but, i do not have split ends. and i love short hair. and when i go to get my hair really cut this weekend, i know i'm going to get the whole 'who the hell cut your hair last??? it's sooooooo sloppy!' i'll get that and tell the woman 'i did it! i couldn't take this long hair anymore!'
when i called my sister to tell her, i heard my mother in the background saying 'oh no! well, she is bipolar, you know?'
yes, finally being bipolar pays off!!
Posted by Phillipa on February 13, 2008, at 17:38:05
In reply to i found a pair of scissors!, posted by karen_kay on February 13, 2008, at 16:59:10
So you're glad you did it? Phillipa
Posted by Phil on February 13, 2008, at 18:31:08
In reply to i found a pair of scissors!, posted by karen_kay on February 13, 2008, at 16:59:10
God you need help KK...lmao!
Posted by karen_kay on February 13, 2008, at 18:37:40
In reply to Re: i found a pair of scissors! » karen_kay, posted by Phil on February 13, 2008, at 18:31:08
i think we're heading your way this summer. you better stock up dear. i can eat my weight in meat! and i'm not lying (ok, exaggerating just a bit, but not straight out lying!).
i'll fast for 4 days prior! (wait, won't that shrink my belly? hmmmm....)
my belly's rumbling already.
kk, who loves her meat and loves seeing phil here anyday!
Posted by karen_kay on February 13, 2008, at 18:38:45
In reply to Re: i found a pair of scissors! » karen_kay, posted by Phillipa on February 13, 2008, at 17:38:05
of course, i'll have to get it fixed this weekend, but until then, i'm flaunting my new hairdo!
Posted by Phillipa on February 13, 2008, at 19:32:27
In reply to i love it! » Phillipa, posted by karen_kay on February 13, 2008, at 18:38:45
Maybe you could become a beutician?????Love Phillipa
Posted by rskontos on February 13, 2008, at 21:48:22
In reply to i love it! » Phillipa, posted by karen_kay on February 13, 2008, at 18:38:45
Karen_Kay,
I just love it! The courage to be your own woman and do your own thing. I actually did the same thing. I was tired of people cutting my hair the way they wanted to. So for about 4 months I did my own and when I finally find someone I liked enough to go to, she did not notice I was the one doing my own. So either I am good or she is stoopid LOL....
Naw, she did do a fabulous job on my hair. I am going back on Friday to wash that man right out of my hair , I mean gray...
rsk
PS oh yeah, tell your mom I am not bi-polar and I cut my hair and Rachel Welch cuts her too but she may be crazy I don't know but I am crazy though that does not help your case none. So never mind don't tell her. But do tell her you wrote a great story here that we all like a lot...I did like your story above too :)
Posted by zenhussy on February 15, 2008, at 9:39:34
In reply to MEATMAN!!!! » Phil, posted by karen_kay on February 13, 2008, at 18:37:40
oh Phil KK never jokes about meat or travel. this summer coming to a city near you....KK!! and her appetite!! ;)
Posted by Kath on February 15, 2008, at 10:45:59
In reply to Re: i found a pair of scissors! » karen_kay, posted by Phil on February 13, 2008, at 18:31:08
> God you need help KK...lmao!
I'm lmao - ing at both of you!!!!
Kath
PS - as I've noted to kk I'm much inferior to her, as I have only 1 'k' in my name)
PSS - oh yeah ..... I also do NOT have long swingy, billowing stripper hair & kk I can hardly stand that you cut yours! I would DIE (well not really) for hair that blows in the breeze. Mine is tight ringlety curls.
;-)
Posted by karen_kay on February 18, 2008, at 10:39:35
In reply to MEATMAN!!!-hilarious sub. line-cuz it's true = ) » karen_kay, posted by zenhussy on February 15, 2008, at 9:39:34
i'm not kidding! goodness, my appetite is back, with a vengence! and did i mention how great my butt is looking nowdays?
brats are my weakness :) phil better stock up on pork, or he may have a very angry visitor come summertime!
Posted by karen_kay on February 18, 2008, at 10:43:03
In reply to Re: i found a pair of scissors! » Phil, posted by Kath on February 15, 2008, at 10:45:59
the number of 'k's' in yoru name doesn't prove that you're superior doll. i only wish i was as sweet caring, supportive and pretty much perfect as you!
wowsa, did i mention how much you boost my self esteem? better be careful love, my head is already the size of a watermelon, even on low days!
will you (um, er, is this getting old?) bake me brownies, feed them to me, and then tuck me into bed? (ah ha! got ya! i bet you thought i was going to propose, didn't you? :)
you're a gem!
Posted by Kath on February 18, 2008, at 16:40:27
In reply to highly superior » Kath, posted by karen_kay on February 18, 2008, at 10:43:03
> the number of 'k's' in yoru name doesn't prove that you're superior doll. i only wish i was as sweet caring, supportive and pretty much perfect as you!
*******MY head will be the watermelon-sized one if you keep that up!!! :-)))****
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> wowsa, did i mention how much you boost my self esteem? better be careful love, my head is already the size of a watermelon, even on low days!***I'm serious about your writing abilities! Seriously - can you imagine you having a column in your local newspaper? Say - about being a stay-at-home Mom??? Of course you'd have to tone down a bit!!! LOL *******
> will you (um, er, is this getting old?) bake me brownies, feed them to me, and then tuck me into bed? (ah ha! got ya! i bet you thought i was going to propose, didn't you? :)
>
> you're a gem!****Yup - you got me!! Have you maxed out with your proposals? Hope you & Jammeroosky have fun. I am envious! hugs to both, luv, Kath***
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