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Posted by muffled on December 21, 2008, at 13:41:31
I NEED some fun links cuz I bored and so's my kids!!!
I gonna look for some.
M
Posted by muffled on December 21, 2008, at 13:46:24
In reply to yo dudes LOTSA snow-need some funnies, posted by muffled on December 21, 2008, at 13:41:31
This is kinda funny, my kids could do it but not me! LOL!
Posted by muffled on December 21, 2008, at 14:00:26
In reply to Re: yo dudes LOTSA snow-need some funnies, posted by muffled on December 21, 2008, at 13:46:24
Gates vs. GM
For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on.
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), BillGates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated,
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon."
In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating:
If GM h ad developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics (and I just love this part):
1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash........
Twice a day.2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car.
3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.
4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.
5. Macint osh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would run on only five percent of the roads.
6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single "This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation" warning light.
I love the next one!!!
7. The airbag system would ask "Are you sure?" before deploying.
8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.
9. Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.
10. You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off.
Please share this with your friends who love - but sometimes hate - their computer!
Posted by Partlycloudy on December 21, 2008, at 14:03:53
In reply to Re: yo dudes LOTSA snow-need some funnies, posted by muffled on December 21, 2008, at 14:00:26
That's a good one - thanks!
Posted by Sigismund on December 21, 2008, at 19:30:53
In reply to Re: yo dudes LOTSA snow-need some funnies, posted by muffled on December 21, 2008, at 13:46:24
Completely failed the first time.
I shall have to give it some thought.
Posted by Phillipa on December 22, 2008, at 0:25:40
In reply to Re: yo dudes LOTSA snow-need some funnies » muffled, posted by Sigismund on December 21, 2008, at 19:30:53
Sigi did you ever get the color test? I got that one the frogs get stuck on the last part anyone figure it out? Love PJ
Posted by Sigismund on December 23, 2008, at 15:29:08
In reply to Re: yo dudes LOTSA snow-need some funnies » Sigismund, posted by Phillipa on December 22, 2008, at 0:25:40
>Sigi did you ever get the color test?
Not 100%. I may have got 83%?
Now that I understand it it seems less fun to do.
All those opportunities for humiliation gone for ever.
Posted by Phillipa on December 23, 2008, at 20:16:19
In reply to Re: yo dudes LOTSA snow-need some funnies » Phillipa, posted by Sigismund on December 23, 2008, at 15:29:08
Ha Ha beat you!!!! But that is good can you find another test like this one? Love PJ ps heard from mutual friend.
Posted by Sigismund on December 23, 2008, at 21:01:52
In reply to Re: yo dudes LOTSA snow-need some funnies » Sigismund, posted by Phillipa on December 23, 2008, at 20:16:19
Well, I did it again, and am afraid to say I got 88%.
>You are a master
so they say.
Posted by Kath on December 23, 2008, at 22:10:29
In reply to Re: yo dudes LOTSA snow-need some funnies, posted by muffled on December 21, 2008, at 13:46:24
I didn't do well with the frogs!!
Do you want snow games? Do you know "Fox & Goose"?
I still LOVE it - LOVE it!!!!
hugs, Kath
Posted by Phillipa on December 24, 2008, at 18:25:52
In reply to Re: yo dudes LOTSA snow-need some funnies » muffled, posted by Kath on December 23, 2008, at 22:10:29
Kath didn't get the frogs either anyone? What's this new game? Love Phillipa
Posted by Kath on December 24, 2008, at 20:49:26
In reply to Re: yo dudes LOTSA snow-need some funnies » Kath, posted by Phillipa on December 24, 2008, at 18:25:52
Posted by Phillipa on December 24, 2008, at 22:16:22
In reply to What new game? (nm) » Phillipa, posted by Kath on December 24, 2008, at 20:49:26
Kath didn't you say you had one? Love Phillipa
Posted by Kath on December 25, 2008, at 16:39:11
In reply to Re: What new game? » Kath, posted by Phillipa on December 24, 2008, at 22:16:22
Oh - it's an outdoor in-the-snow game. I had it in mind for Muffled's kids, since it was snowy.
Unfortunately, not a fun computer game like the colours one.
:-)) Kath
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