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Posted by manic 666 on July 23, 2009, at 4:05:19
a lady is chokeing on her food in a top restaurant.two guys on the next table spring to action,sid bends the woman over a chair , rips off her panties an licks furiously between her *rs* cheeks,the horrified woman gasps an spits the food out across the room, well done sid said his mate , i have heard of the hind lick manouvre but that the first time ive seen it done
Posted by Phil on July 23, 2009, at 10:04:47
In reply to how to save a life ..joke, posted by manic 666 on July 23, 2009, at 4:05:19
Last week I read on MSNBC that the average American
has 1.3 grams of feces on their 'bottom'.Now I ax you, do we really need this information?
And, who the hell did the calculations and how did they even come up with the story idea?
I hope one day that I can forget this fact.
((((shudder))))
Posted by manic 666 on July 23, 2009, at 12:21:26
In reply to Re: how to save a life ..joke » manic 666, posted by Phil on July 23, 2009, at 10:04:47
they carnt be on meds ,or they would be 30lbs heavy with constipation or running on empty with diarrhoea
Posted by Phil on July 23, 2009, at 13:27:58
In reply to Re: how to save a life ..joke, posted by manic 666 on July 23, 2009, at 12:21:26
Story of my life manic.
Posted by gobbledygook on July 23, 2009, at 13:28:56
In reply to Re: how to save a life ..joke, posted by manic 666 on July 23, 2009, at 12:21:26
Manic,
Combining "earthy" humor with valuable advice is not easy.
You are not only funny, but also brilliant! rofl-lmaoLet's take a listen to the definitive version http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKs3t6lB9T8
Less pop and more raw.Ava
Posted by Sigismund on July 23, 2009, at 14:59:08
In reply to Re: how to save a life ..joke » manic 666, posted by Phil on July 23, 2009, at 10:04:47
>Last week I read on MSNBC that the average American
has 1.3 grams of feces on their 'bottom'.>Now I ax you, do we really need this information?
Even so, this is very interesting.
I have heard of people from India who are horrified to be close to 'people who wipe'.
In Japan I actually found myself in one of those toilets you may have heard about that are supposed to wash and dry you after defaecation. Unfortunately it was freezing so I did not try out this particular function. It was interesting to see a place with public services.
Posted by Phillipa on July 23, 2009, at 16:33:29
In reply to Re: how to save a life ..joke » Phil, posted by Sigismund on July 23, 2009, at 14:59:08
Squat and bend ick!!!! Love PJ
Posted by Phil on July 23, 2009, at 18:21:01
In reply to Re: how to save a life ..joke » Phil, posted by Sigismund on July 23, 2009, at 14:59:08
I'm putting the word out to my Indian friends that I've moved to South Korea.
Posted by gobbledygook on July 23, 2009, at 18:40:42
In reply to Re: how to save a life ..joke » Sigismund, posted by Phil on July 23, 2009, at 18:21:01
> I'm putting the word out to my Indian friends that I've moved to South Korea.
>
>Good pick, Phil. South Korea has bath houses on every block. And the people I've met there
liked to keep themselves ultra squeaky clean. You won't "shudder" at the gorgeous women there.Ava :)
Posted by Sigismund on July 24, 2009, at 0:30:29
In reply to Re: how to save a life ..joke » Phil, posted by gobbledygook on July 23, 2009, at 18:40:42
There are parts of Japan too where they take long baths.
One of the public baths even had an electrified water bath which was kind of tingly.
There are places where snow monkeys go in the baths; you can be in a steaming hot bath with snow all around you.
Posted by gobbledygook on July 24, 2009, at 1:35:36
In reply to Re: how to save a life ..joke, posted by Sigismund on July 24, 2009, at 0:30:29
> There are parts of Japan too where they take long baths.
**I went to a sento in Tokyo once where they gave you a very small towel to discreetly cover yourself with.
This is in contrast to Korea where they are less modest and don't cover themselves up with towels.
> One of the public baths even had an electrified water bath which was kind of tingly.
**Hmmm...Maybe it's a mild form of ECT.
> There are places where snow monkeys go in the baths; you can be in a steaming hot bath with snow all around you.
**And sometimes the monkeys will join you in the onsens when there aren't too many humans. Must be pretty magical.Ava
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