Posted by fayeroe on May 28, 2008, at 7:47:27
In reply to sh*rt » fayeroe, posted by llurpsienoodle on May 28, 2008, at 3:03:25
Actually the ducky beany soup Vera Wang dress wasn't her biggest loss. ( VW was off drinking on P.Diddy's yacht and what she doesn't know won't hurt her)
The big, and I mean really big, problem happened whilst dancing to the big band tune of "The Time Warp", she broke the heel off of one of KK's red plaid high heels. Before she cut her pigtail off to use in place of the cane, she did a Rockette type move and hung her shoe heel in the robin's nest and the rest is PETA history.
Having been disgraced by her accident, The Intergallactic Weavers revoked her weaving license. They washed their hands of her and boarded their UFO for parts unknown....
She wanders alone now, in the Mojave Desert, humming the White Stripe"s classic, "Stop Breaking Down" and mourns the loss of her pigtail and her robin.
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