Posted by wildcard on January 7, 2006, at 18:21:23
An Iowa farmer and his wife were bickering on holiday in France. They were still hardly speaking to each other after being seated in a fancy French restaurant for dinner.
When the waiter arrived, the farmer said, "I'll have a big porterhouse steak."
The waiter replied, "Monsieur - what about ze mad cow?"
The farmer quickly replied, "She'll have a salad.”
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