Posted by crazy teresa on January 7, 2006, at 22:54:32
In reply to everyone needs a laugh, posted by wildcard on January 7, 2006, at 18:21:23
I have one, too!
An elderly retired man moved into a retirement community where good looking eligible men were at a premium.
After he had been there for a week, he went to confession and said, "Bless me Father for I have sinned. Last week I was with seven different women."
The priest replied, "Take seven lemons, squeeze them into a glass and drink the juice without pausing."
"Will that cleanse me of my sins, Father?"
"No," said the priest, "but it will wipe that sh*t-eatin' grin off your face."
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