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Posted by wildcard on January 7, 2006, at 18:21:23
An Iowa farmer and his wife were bickering on holiday in France. They were still hardly speaking to each other after being seated in a fancy French restaurant for dinner.
When the waiter arrived, the farmer said, "I'll have a big porterhouse steak."
The waiter replied, "Monsieur - what about ze mad cow?"
The farmer quickly replied, "She'll have a salad.”
Posted by wildcard on January 7, 2006, at 18:35:29
In reply to everyone needs a laugh, posted by wildcard on January 7, 2006, at 18:21:23
Posted by Phillipa on January 7, 2006, at 20:30:29
In reply to oooooohhhhhhhhhh craaazzzzzzyyyyyyyy t (nm) » wildcard, posted by wildcard on January 7, 2006, at 18:35:29
Wildcard where are you? Fondly, Phillipa
Posted by crazy teresa on January 7, 2006, at 21:04:20
In reply to everyone needs a laugh, posted by wildcard on January 7, 2006, at 18:21:23
Posted by wildcard on January 7, 2006, at 22:33:20
In reply to Re: oooooohhhhhhhhhh craaazzzzzzyyyyyyyy t » wildcard, posted by Phillipa on January 7, 2006, at 20:30:29
Posted by crazy teresa on January 7, 2006, at 22:54:32
In reply to everyone needs a laugh, posted by wildcard on January 7, 2006, at 18:21:23
I have one, too!
An elderly retired man moved into a retirement community where good looking eligible men were at a premium.
After he had been there for a week, he went to confession and said, "Bless me Father for I have sinned. Last week I was with seven different women."
The priest replied, "Take seven lemons, squeeze them into a glass and drink the juice without pausing."
"Will that cleanse me of my sins, Father?"
"No," said the priest, "but it will wipe that sh*t-eatin' grin off your face."
Posted by wildcard on January 7, 2006, at 23:02:12
In reply to Re: everyone needs a laugh » wildcard, posted by crazy teresa on January 7, 2006, at 22:54:32
*I* guess we have a very odd cornball sense of humor..lmao!!!
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